Totally Clueless: Wildfox ss 13 lookbook

Ok, so you're probably going, "is this like a Noxema commercial or what?" 

But I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.

 Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

 Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, 

who now do infomercials.

Excuse me, but I have donated many expensive Italian outfits to Lucy, and as soon I get my license, I fully intend to brake for animals, and I have contributed many hours to helping two lonely teachers find romance.

 She could be a farmer in those clothes.

I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment. 

 Looks like we're gonna have to make a cameo at the Val party.

 I totally paused.

 Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, 

it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.

 It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said 

"'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people."

 Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

 You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.

 He said you gave him toothache.

 Cher, I don't wanna do this anymore. And my buns, they don't feel nothin' like steel.

 Be seeing you!

Yeah, I hope not sporadically.

 Did my hair get flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting? What’s wrong with me?

Dude, what’s wrong? Are you suffering from buyer’s remorse?

God no! Nothing like that!

Your man Christian is a cake-boy! He’s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?

It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion; I was just totally clueless.